[My favorite is the last one] Ruminations for March 4, 1999 -=++=- No man is an island, but every man has a peninsula. (Ken Anderson) -=++=- If Windows 95 and Windows 98 ever decide to start a rap group, I think they should go by the names Sir-Crash-A-Lot and DJ Restart. (Ben Gillihan) -=++=- I've recently discovered how to unite gravity with the strong and weak nuclear forces and the electromagnetic force. This finally completes the much sought-after Grand Unified Theory which confounded even Albert Einstein. But I'm not going to tell anybody what it is until somebody fixes my cable. (Charles Gulledge) -=+=--=+=--=+=--=+=--=*=--=+=--=+=--=+=--=+=- From the Ruminations Archives... Sometimes when I'm driving behind a big cement truck, I think of how the valve on the truck could suddenly open, spilling cement over my car, encasing me inside and leaving me to slowly fall into an oxygen-deprived coma, from which I awaken five years later to find my wife remarried to my best friend. But then I think maybe I'm just being paranoid, because what are the odds of *that* happening again? (LeMel Hebert-Williams) [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ Copyright 1999, Chris White ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S I N F O ] [ ------------------------------- ] [ Send your ruminations to: [email protected]. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- --- --- ] [ These commands can be sent to [email protected], with ] [ the specified phrase on the *first* line of the message. ] [ To subscribe: SUBSCRIBE RUMINATIONS ] [ To unsubscribe: UNSUBSCRIBE RUMINATIONS ] [ --- --- --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to [email protected] ]