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http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/programmer-jokes-whats-your-best-…
I liked:
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”
Also the top rated one (at this time) should look familiar to some
long-time MCSers. It was taken in the 221 parking lot.
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http://derdritte.soup.io/post/6961628/An-infinite-number-of-mathematicians-…
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one
orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of
a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
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