Making the rounds... Not sure the original author.
You've probably seen the commercials for DirecTV.
Don't sell your hair to a wig shop. Don't attend your own funeral.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcYWvvv75dM
Is it time for the AV vendors to do one too?
When you use Windows, hackers target your machines.
When hackers target your machine, you get compromised and become part of a botnet
When you become part of a botnet, your machine attacks Iranian nuclear facilities
Don't let Windows attack nuclear facilities switch to ______________ (Norton, McAfee, ClamAV, ...)
--Gene